me spreading christmas cheer and my mother being basic and unresponsive as usual
i feel like someone just punched me in the gut like 40 times
H͠I,̶͝ ̵͜I̡͢’̵̧͝M͏͡ ̛͞D͢͝OU҉̷GL҉̛́À҉̧S͘̕҉ ̵F̧IR͢
I’m not like other girls. I’m male
A flop. Big budget comedy textposter officialunitedstates has done it again. Like it because you must, but refrain from reblogging. The “I’m not like other girls” schtick has been done tirelessly by users who have more love and passion for the gimmick than he.
this is true this one never deserved to make it past the cutting room floor. my apologies to every american for letting you all down
One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless and I think she won that one